The Story of the Three Bears

Most of you have heard the traditional fairy tale of Goldilocks breaking into the home of the poor defenseless Bears' home and tearing apart their chairs and beds... Well, here is a story of another set of three bears.

Once upon a time, or as I like to call it: 2006, there once lived a young girl bear who was snowy white and oh, so fun, but she was very lonely. She wanted to find her true love and get married and live happily ever after. Well, at this enchanted time that we will call 2006 she did just that! She found another bear who was just as fun. He was much bigger and much darker than her and very sweet. So she called him her Honeybear. Since she had such a cute name for him, he decided to call her Sugarbear (cuz she was white like sugar)... which eventually evolved to sound like Chugarbear.

Well, these two funny bears got married and found a wonderful cave to call their own, but they knew they would not be complete without a bunch of cubs bouncing around, so they had a little bear that they named Kaleb. It was a good, strong sounding name, but it was not a bear name. What could they call their little baby bear? They couldn't always call him 'Baby Bear' because they would eventually have other baby bears. No! There had to be a special name just for him. So Honeybear and Chugarbear watched the little Kaleb for almost a year, trying to think of something that would be just as special and finally one morning, while Kaleb was eating his breakfast, they found it!

Chugarbear said, "What is Kaleb's favorite treat?" and Honeybear said, "Toast with butter of course!"

"And what color is Kaleb?"

"He is a soft creamy color, like his mommy," Honeybear stated.

"And, " Chugarbear continued, "What is our favorite part to kiss on little Kaleb?"

Honeybear smiled and said, "His round, chubby cheeks, of course... He's our little butter-ball!"

"No," Chugarbear exclaimed, "He's our little Butterbear!!"

The END (well, to be continued... eventually)